Population | 33.628 billion |
Capital | Gubergrad |
Leader | All Father Sigley |
Faith | Frisbeetarianism |
Currency | doubloon |
Animal | dogma |
The Authorotative Edition of Anerak is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by All Father Sigley with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.628 billion Anerakians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gubergrad. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Anerakian economy, worth a remarkable 7,682 trillion doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,448 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, a passport is literally priceless, and the government has outlawed extremist parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anerak's national animal is the dogma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Frisbeetarianism.
Anerak is ranked 479th in the world and 1st in Morrow for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, the government has outlawed extremist parties.
- : Anerak was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, Anerakian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
- : Following new legislation in Anerak, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.