Population | 370 million |
Capital | Castellana |
Currency | Nova |
Animal | tortoise |
The Principality of Andorranea is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 370 million Andorraneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellana. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Andorranean economy, worth 15.5 trillion Novas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,873 Novas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andorranea's national animal is the tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Andorranea is ranked 237,109th in the world and 4,245th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Andorranea altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
- : Following new legislation in Andorranea, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.