The Rather Inhospitable Interior of An Actual Hurricane is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by legendary forces of nature with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, feral children, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.884 billion air particles hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Eye. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient blustery economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Saffir-Simpsons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,000 Saffir-Simpsons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,175 per year while the poor average 23,739, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. An Actual Hurricane's national animal is the fleeing tourist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

An Actual Hurricane is ranked 14,922^nd in the world and 1^st in Primitiveness for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,239.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.