Population | 10.879 billion |
Capital | the Eye |
Leader | legendary forces of nature |
Currency | Saffir-Simpson |
Animal | fleeing tourist |
The Rather Inhospitable Interior of An Actual Hurricane is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by legendary forces of nature with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.879 billion air particles hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Eye. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.
The frighteningly efficient blustery economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Saffir-Simpsons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,000 Saffir-Simpsons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,175 per year while the poor average 23,739, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.
Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. An Actual Hurricane's national animal is the fleeing tourist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
An Actual Hurricane is ranked 1,013th in the world and 1st in Primitiveness for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 20,261.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : An Actual Hurricane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Primitive, and Highest Crime Rates, the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
- : An Actual Hurricane's influence in Primitiveness fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : An Actual Hurricane's influence in Primitiveness rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : An Actual Hurricane's influence in Primitiveness rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : An Actual Hurricane's influence in Primitiveness rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : An Actual Hurricane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : An Actual Hurricane's influence in Primitiveness rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : An Actual Hurricane relocated from Refugia to Primitiveness.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".