Population | 39.777 billion |
Capital | Joseph City |
Leader | Joseph |
Faith | Josephism |
Currency | money |
Animal | viper |
The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.777 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 41,866 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,052,519 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,474,354 per year while the poor average 238,547, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.
The government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph on Americad's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.
Americad is ranked 1,282nd in the world and 1st in The New Inquisition for Most Stationary, with 4,419.66383808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.