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Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th
The Unassuming Puppet State of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
An equal opportunity hate group.
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Americad

Population39.777 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.777 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 41,866 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,052,519 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,474,354 per year while the poor average 238,547, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph on Americad's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 1,282nd in the world and 1st in The New Inquisition for Most Stationary, with 4,419.66383808 days.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Black Market: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 10thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rdMost Patriotic: 77thLargest Governments: 150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 167thMost Corrupt Governments: 179thMost Advanced Public Transport: 207thMost Subsidized Industry: 217thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 246thMost Avoided: 325thLowest Crime Rates: 328thMost Efficient Economies: 344thFattest Citizens: 468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 929thMost Stationary: 1,282ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,377thLargest Populations: 1,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,746thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 4,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,943rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,410thMost Devout: 7,302ndRudest Citizens: 9,033rdMost Influential: 10,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,812thMost Conservative: 12,738thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 19,190thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,390thSmartest Citizens: 19,853rdLargest Gambling Industry: 22,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,840th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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