The Holy Black of America the Greater is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.8 billion Americans the Greater are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient American the Greater economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion chocolate coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,550 chocolate coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown. America the Greater's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

America the Greater is ranked 28,288^th in the world and 9^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 88.5 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.