The Federal Republic of Alto Ipiranga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carolina Guelere with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.863 billion Ipiranguenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capivari. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alto Ipirangan economy, worth 922 trillion Ipisolis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,704 Ipisolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Carolina Guelere, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alto Ipiranga's national animal is the Capivara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ateísmo.

Alto Ipiranga is ranked 22,658^th in the world and 21^st in Flanelistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.64 law-abiding acts per hour.