The Republic of ALSUDAN is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ahmed Al-Mahi with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.015 billion Sudanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khartoum. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sudanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,054 trillion Sudanese pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,241 Sudanese pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, Secretarybird is one of the most popular forenames in ALSUDAN, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ALSUDAN's national animal is the secretarybird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

ALSUDAN is ranked 5,053^rd in the world and 256^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.23 law-abiding acts per hour.