Population | 8.815 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Republic of Aloadae is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.815 billion Aloadaeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Aloadaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,540 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,784 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aloadae's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Aloadae is ranked 27,155th in the world and 1st in acclamatory for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.5 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aloadae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Aloadae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Aloadae, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.