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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,388thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,220th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
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Allofthenamesaretaken

Population1.469 billion

CapitalAllcitiesarestupid
FaithReligionisstupid

CurrencyDreg
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Republic of Allofthenamesaretaken is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.469 billion Allofthenamesaretakenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allcitiesarestupid. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Allofthenamesaretakenian economy, worth 137 trillion Dregs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,306 Dregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, Great White Sharks are considered a delicacy, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allofthenamesaretaken's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religionisstupid.

Allofthenamesaretaken is ranked 5,544th in the world and 68th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,440.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,388thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,220thMost Influential: 7,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,342ndBest Weather: 13,285thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,311thHighest Food Quality: 15,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,564thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,926thMost Inclusive: 19,676thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,645thMost Patriotic: 22,211thMost Secular: 22,646thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,564thHealthiest Citizens: 24,522ndSmartest Citizens: 25,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,515th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allofthenamesaretaken was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Allofthenamesaretaken was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, the Top 5% for Best Weather, and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, Great White Sharks are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Allofthenamesaretaken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.

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