The Republic of Allofthenamesaretaken is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.469 billion Allofthenamesaretakenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allcitiesarestupid. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Allofthenamesaretakenian economy, worth 137 trillion Dregs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,306 Dregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, Great White Sharks are considered a delicacy, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allofthenamesaretaken's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religionisstupid.

Allofthenamesaretaken is ranked 5,544^th in the world and 68^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,440.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.