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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 421st
The Jingoistic States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
You silly moo!
Sir Alfred Garnett
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Alf Garnett

Population37.37 billion

CapitalDear Old London Town
LeaderSir Alfred Garnett
FaithChurch of England

Currencypound sterling
Animalbritish bulldog

The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Alfred Garnett with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.37 billion Garnettians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dear Old London Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alf Garnettian economy, worth an astonishing 11,775 trillion pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,100 pound sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,232,761 per year while the poor average 54,868, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and british bulldogs are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Alf Garnett's national animal is the british bulldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of England.

Alf Garnett is ranked 14,440th in the world and 12th in The Lexicon for Most Stationary, with 1,814.51579704248 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 421stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 437thLargest Insurance Industry: 465thSafest: 492ndHighest Economic Output: 573rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 733rdFattest Citizens: 809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 977thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,379thLargest Mining Sector: 1,414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,675thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,774thLargest Populations: 1,973rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,004thHighest Average Incomes: 2,487thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,925thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,163rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,835thLargest Governments: 11,252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,398thMost Stationary: 14,440thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,909thMost Devout: 18,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,797thMost Influential: 22,029thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,094thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,739th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.

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