Population | 37.37 billion |
Capital | Dear Old London Town |
Leader | Sir Alfred Garnett |
Faith | Church of England |
Currency | pound sterling |
Animal | british bulldog |
The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Alfred Garnett with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.37 billion Garnettians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dear Old London Town. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Alf Garnettian economy, worth an astonishing 11,775 trillion pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,100 pound sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,232,761 per year while the poor average 54,868, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.
The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and british bulldogs are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Alf Garnett's national animal is the british bulldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of England.
Alf Garnett is ranked 14,440th in the world and 12th in The Lexicon for Most Stationary, with 1,814.51579704248 days.
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- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Alf Garnett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.