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Most Secular: 3,968thNudest: 4,148thMost Authoritarian: 4,962nd
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Alderton Alt Account 1

Population284 million

CapitalAlderton City

Currencyhairs left from your wig i snatched
AnimalTik Tok User

The Borderlands of Alderton Alt Account 1 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 284 million Aldertonans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alderton City. The average income tax rate is 71.9%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Alderton Alt Account 1ian economy, worth 16.0 trillion hairs left from your wig i snatcheds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,469 hairs left from your wig i snatcheds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, public shaming is the bedrock of Alderton Alt Account 1ian society, and millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Alderton City with effluent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alderton Alt Account 1's national animal is the Tik Tok User, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alderton Alt Account 1 is ranked 89,082nd in the world and 2,691st in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.16 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Secular: 3,968thNudest: 4,148thMost Authoritarian: 4,962ndMost Conservative: 6,187thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,170thMost Primitive: 7,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,592ndTop
Most Extreme: 20,479thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,378th
Nudest: 99th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 159th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 180th in the regionMost Conservative: 197th in the regionMost Extreme: 285th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 408th in the region

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