Population | 7.029 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | fox |
The Republic of Aldactone is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.029 billion Aldactoneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Aldactonean economy, worth 864 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,927 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, devotion to God is only skin-deep, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldactone's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aldactone is ranked 106,894th in the world and 1,398th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 389.90609073772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Aldactone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Aldactone, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.