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Most Valuable International Artwork: 194thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 495thLeast Corrupt Governments: 727th
The Red Coalition of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution.
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Ruiner of Brunch
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Alcala-Cordel

Population2.909 billion

CapitalNicosia
LeaderNikolia

Currencyiwa
AnimalSalamander

The Red Coalition of Alcala-Cordel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nikolia with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.909 billion Alcali are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcali economy, worth 460 trillion iwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,235 iwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Alcala-Cordel's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alcala-Cordel is ranked 194th in the world and 1st in The DankLeft Commune for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5,177.99 Bank.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 194thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 495thLeast Corrupt Governments: 727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,164thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,167thNicest Citizens: 1,239thMost Inclusive: 1,349thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,388thBest Weather: 1,622ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,627thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,067thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,288thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,351stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,594thMost Developed: 2,919thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,995thHealthiest Citizens: 3,249thSafest: 3,355thLargest Governments: 3,675thSmartest Citizens: 4,122ndMost Pacifist: 4,565thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,808thMost Influential: 5,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,539thMost Cultured: 5,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,498thLowest Crime Rates: 7,037thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,628thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,914thMost Secular: 10,702ndTop
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Most Armed: 12,198thHighest Average Incomes: 12,546thMost Efficient Economies: 14,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,293rdMost Income Equality: 14,537thHighest Drug Use: 17,008th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Alcala-Cordel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
  • : Alcala-Cordel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Alcala-Cordel updated the World Factbook entry in The DankLeft Commune.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Alcala-Cordel updated the World Factbook entry in The DankLeft Commune.
  • : Alcala-Cordel updated the World Factbook entry in The DankLeft Commune.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.

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