by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 479th
The Gilded Lands of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Salus populi suprema lex esto
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.58 billion

LeaderEliana Marchesi


The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.58 billion Alameians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 2,635 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,601 Norrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, saying "don't do anything that Eliana Marchesi wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, skateparks can be found in every city, and Lockwood's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 918th in the world and 33rd in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,098.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 479thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 485thNicest Citizens: 517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 577thMost Advanced Public Education: 668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 767thMost Influential: 799thMost Cultured: 812thMost Developed: 846thHealthiest Citizens: 863rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 874thSmartest Citizens: 890thMost Inclusive: 899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 918thMost Pacifist: 919thMost Beautiful Environments: 944thLongest Average Lifespans: 999thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,059thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,282ndLargest Governments: 1,290thBest Weather: 1,489thSafest: 1,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,247thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,638thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,896thHighest Average Incomes: 4,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,714thHighest Economic Output: 5,291stMost Secular: 6,420thNudest: 9,683rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,406thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,332ndLargest Populations: 21,924th
Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionSafest: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 99th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 279th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 280th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 283rd in the regionMost Secular: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 352nd in the regionNudest: 357th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 359th in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 520th in the regionMost Politically Free: 871st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 942nd in the region

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