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Most Rebellious Youth: 437thLeast Corrupt Governments: 477thMost Cheerful Citizens: 489th
The Gilded Lands of
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Population12.752 billion

LeaderEliana Marchesi


The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.752 billion Alameians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,232 Norrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, saying "don't do anything that Eliana Marchesi wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, skateparks can be found in every city, and Lockwood's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 219,801st in the world and 8,193rd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

Most Rebellious Youth: 437thLeast Corrupt Governments: 477thMost Cheerful Citizens: 489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 512thNicest Citizens: 570thMost Compassionate Citizens: 660thMost Advanced Public Education: 664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 713thMost Cultured: 827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 833rdMost Developed: 852ndMost Influential: 866thHealthiest Citizens: 895thMost Beautiful Environments: 911thSmartest Citizens: 915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 919thMost Pacifist: 998thLongest Average Lifespans: 999thMost Inclusive: 1,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,083rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,198thLargest Governments: 1,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,312thBest Weather: 1,472ndSafest: 1,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,373rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,867thMost Efficient Economies: 3,075thHighest Average Incomes: 4,637thHighest Economic Output: 5,092ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,233rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,609thMost Secular: 6,696thNudest: 10,374thLowest Crime Rates: 10,670thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17,926thLargest Populations: 21,950thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,342nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 71st in the regionTop
Safest: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 319th in the regionMost Secular: 364th in the regionNudest: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 370th in the regionLargest Populations: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 499th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 552nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 735th in the region

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