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Most Corrupt Governments: 10,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,090th
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Alakofinmana

Population634 million

CapitalNew Alakofinmana City

CurrencyLuler
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Alakofinmana is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 634 million Alakofinmanans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Alakofinmana City. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alakofinmanan economy, worth 59.5 trillion Lulers a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,838 Lulers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in New Alakofinmana City's playgrounds, war vets look after war animals, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Alakofinmana. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alakofinmana's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alakofinmana is ranked 156,438th in the world and 20th in Bloopsjooj for Most Armed, with 0.28 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 10,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,090thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,498thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,165thLowest Crime Rates: 22,326thMost Authoritarian: 23,342ndMost Cultured: 23,731st
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Alakofinmana.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in New Alakofinmana City's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Alakofinmana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Alakofinmana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.

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