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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,783rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,324thNicest Citizens: 11,029th
The Interplanetary Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Toasters are like a partner; I don't have one.
Joseph Cimaroli
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Al Montica

Population1.466 billion

CapitalAl Montica City
LeaderJoseph Cimaroli
FaithThe Year of Our Lord and Savior 2021

CurrencyAl Montican Pence
AnimalMountain Lion

The Interplanetary Republic of Al Montica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Cimaroli with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.466 billion Al Monticans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Montica City. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Al Montican economy, worth 115 trillion Al Montican Pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,081 Al Montican Pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Joseph Cimaroli's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Montica's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Year of Our Lord and Savior 2021.

Al Montica is ranked 300,648th in the world and 124th in Cape of Good Hope for Rudest Citizens, with 8.63 insults per minute.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,783rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,324thNicest Citizens: 11,029thBest Weather: 12,884thMost Armed: 13,000thHealthiest Citizens: 15,242ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 20,489thMost Devout: 20,622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,034thHighest Food Quality: 28,176thMost Inclusive: 28,736thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,845th
Most Armed: 12th in the region

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