The Republic of Air Interface is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 269 million Air Interfaceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 34.1%.
The Air Interfacean economy, worth 10.5 trillion Air Interfaces a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,854 Air Interfaces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Air Interface's national animal is the Air Interface, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Air Interface is ranked 171,779th in the world and 232nd in The Trout Essembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,008.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Air Interface's influence in The Trout Essembly rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Air Interface, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
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Air Interface, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
- : Following new legislation in
Air Interface, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in
Air Interface, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.
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Air Interface, books are often used as kindling.
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Air Interface, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
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Air Interface, Air Interfacean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader.
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Air Interface, the government spends millions of Air Interfaces every year prosecuting spammers.
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Air Interface, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.