by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,428thMost Influential: 2,136thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,411th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents
Bob Ross
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.712 billion

LeaderBob Ross


The Empire of Ahssn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Ross with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The devout population of 2.712 billion Avrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avroraian economy, worth 469 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,184 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, one does not simply walk into the tundra, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahssn's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Ahssn is ranked 52,992nd in the world and 1,995th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 69.11 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,428thMost Influential: 2,136thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,411thHealthiest Citizens: 3,131stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,588thLowest Crime Rates: 4,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,306thMost Efficient Economies: 6,388thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,367thMost Developed: 7,726thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,799thBest Weather: 7,821stLargest Governments: 8,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,688thMost Inclusive: 9,283rdMost Cultured: 9,356thSmartest Citizens: 9,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,628thHighest Average Incomes: 10,046thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,209thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,443rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,044thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,470thMost Devout: 20,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,291stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,620th
Healthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 240th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 255th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 359th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 371st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 395th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionLargest Governments: 457th in the regionMost Developed: 464th in the regionBest Weather: 466th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 471st in the regionMost Cultured: 476th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 478th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 507th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Average: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 532nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 556th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 635th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 647th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 700th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 700th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 756th in the regionMost Influential: 789th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 850th in the regionMost Devout: 869th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 932nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 954th in the region

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