by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,961stSafest: 4,357th
The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Altiora Peto
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Population5.261 billion



The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.261 billion Agalaesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deiliannis. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Agalaesian economy, worth 280 trillion Agalaors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,338 Agalaors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and hotels often double as quarantine zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agalaesia's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Elfism.

Agalaesia is ranked 172,196th in the world and 4,707th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 68.2 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 3,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,961stSafest: 4,357thBest Weather: 5,607thMost Pacifist: 6,826thNicest Citizens: 7,746thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,975thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,540thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,360thTop
Most Influential: 12,271stMost Inclusive: 13,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,522ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,297thMost Income Equality: 15,585thMost Cultured: 16,015thMost Secular: 17,149thLowest Crime Rates: 19,312thSmartest Citizens: 19,326thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,545th
Least Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionSafest: 101st in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionMost Pacifist: 143rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 153rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 214th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 266th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionMost Cultured: 322nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 326th in the regionMost Income Equality: 328th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 373rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 392nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 401st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 438th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 539th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 569th in the regionMost Secular: 575th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 661st in the region

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