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Most Secular: 102ndRudest Citizens: 158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221st
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
For our homeland, always ready!
President Anthony Jackson
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population9.051 billion

LeaderPresident Anthony Jackson


The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.051 billion Aetulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,268 trillion Drakkars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 361,134 Drakkars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,876,178 per year while the poor average 10,780, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aetulia is ranked 225,137th in the world and 10,149th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -27.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Secular: 102ndRudest Citizens: 158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221stLargest Retail Industry: 239thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 417thHighest Disposable Incomes: 477thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 526thMost Influential: 597thMost Efficient Economies: 715thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 952ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,100thSmartest Citizens: 1,213thMost Cultured: 1,216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,229thMost Armed: 1,290thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,412thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,739thMost Avoided: 1,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,090thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,743rdMost Developed: 2,797thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,094thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,154thLargest Governments: 3,693rdHighest Economic Output: 3,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,036thLargest Black Market: 5,922ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,849thMost Stationary: 10,340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,011thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,142ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,053rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,052ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,189thMost Pro-Market: 18,814thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,651st
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 97th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionMost Stationary: 222nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 239th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 283rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 341st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 489th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 492nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 555th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 599th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 746th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 747th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 840th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 976th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Aetulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Aetulia endorsed The Utopian Republic of Sevinland.
  • : Aetulia was endorsed by The Utopian Republic of Sevinland.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 315 » El Fiji Grande, Cloydicia, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Corfad, PlanetPunk, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Buckerino, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Bearical, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, Ninjak30, Dreadton, Maott, Pallaith, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Napnomadia, Malta Comino Gozo, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Guer Aike, Partax, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siwale, Niradans, Joodey, Unsophisticate, Selfgradatude, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Solmetria, Ethnon, and 265 others.The Stratosphere Islands, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Most Freedom Ever, Orado, Acrabinnia, Empy, The Austro Germanic Union, Haor Chall, Soviet Terran, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Valhalla123, Cors Evia, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Karazan, Chukstik Illahi, French Bananastan, Holy Marcus Empire, Diodone, BrightFutures, Pauliestien, North Armatas, Moubarakistan, Centromuria, Free Culture, Republic of New Atlantis, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Pleroma Sans Romans, Xentherida, Solidair, Goyanes, Astrind, Glurponia, Zumlandia, New Trisone, SORT, Wisconsota, Seenvorland, Runeda, Avemterra, Daiz, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, New Octicarg, PotatoFarmers, Zokk, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, Fizban, Solskjar, VietAnhland, Gnomewatchers, Universal State Formula, Clan Spaniel, Xagill, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Zecit, Yukti, Pazair, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Fraguale Cothe, Ravendi, Keventle, Interdimensional Zone, Jovian Knights, Ateala, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Preble, Fendlium, Merconitonitopia, Misthas, Ereena, Valentine Z, Austral States of America, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Volstokn, Loli County, New Avian, Arlens Apartment, States of Asra, Alamei, Makersaulache, Hamerica, Newam, Kelvaros Prime, Dakota Territories, Wit Noreis, Yokciq Empire, Hyphen, Texas States, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xyrron, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Herzliyya, Vivanco, West Hamburg, Nationeer, Olofin, Singamadri, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, The Windmilluminati, KhalChicken, Prevaland, Crader, Godwanna, Stone Ira, Savaska, Nisastria, Abonland, Avastate, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Varola, The United Capital of Adam, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Britain v3, Conservative State of Poland, Kadarra, Greater New America, Wurplestan, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Timothea, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Bengal Empir, Brucklania, Libertania Democratica, Simone Republic, Gautania, The Calabash Protectorate, TyGerria, Asoc lon, Aeolist, Kocherian, Yalkan, Mystiquelle, Yalgora, Innocentic, Cowbridge, Seanat, Pizza Squared, El Emayo, Arichia, Yellops, Eywaan, Ihsan, Maclare, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Animu Place, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Maynilan, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Erubetia, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Illusia and Neverendia, Artemis Selene, WeKnow, Andexia, Frahnkzaden, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Solcius, Harjad, Nobec, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, TLTland, Glanst, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Navsland, Sardona, Rozarus, Jestings, Magna Banitia, Porotia, Sopernia, A Die, Sisang, Republica Guilleana, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Boston Castle, Sakusen, Jerzykowo, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Kuveria, R libanon, New Ecronentia, Aoncarpa, Liminyj, Venicea, Arloria, Daulatpur, Pytong, Religioncord, Southern Ryland, Lubi Islands, Batatoland Empire, Northwest Zedonia, Ozstan, Kazoo Basin, Brsil, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Maratabat, Dai Nippon Yamato, Nammuntia, The Unified Missourtama States, Beta Cyndriel, Seridian, Eurochina, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, PEG, Caffeinetopia, Tringapore, and Sevinland.

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