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Largest Insurance Industry: 615thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 761stHighest Disposable Incomes: 769th
The United Arab Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
أعظم أمة هي الأمة العربية
President Za'im Husein
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Abu Arabia

Population33.496 billion

CapitalIram
LeaderPresident Za'im Husein
FaithPresident Za'im's Personality Cult

CurrencyArab Dinar
AnimalHawk of Quraysh

The United Arab Republic of Abu Arabia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Za'im Husein with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.496 billion Arabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iram. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient UAR economy, worth a remarkable 9,627 trillion Arab Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,419 Arab Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, the giant 80-storey carving of President Za'im Husein in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abu Arabia's national animal is the Hawk of Quraysh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is President Za'im's Personality Cult.

Abu Arabia is ranked 22,434th in the world and 2nd in Greater Middle East for Most Stationary, with 1,515.53307866932 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 615thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 761stHighest Disposable Incomes: 769thHighest Economic Output: 904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 940thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,299thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,579thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,040thLargest Mining Sector: 3,071stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,111thHighest Average Incomes: 3,322ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,649thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,874thLargest Black Market: 4,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,530thFattest Citizens: 5,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,254thMost Avoided: 5,669thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,705thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,729thSmartest Citizens: 8,786thMost Patriotic: 9,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,243rdMost Armed: 13,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,290thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,243rdLargest Retail Industry: 17,304thLargest Governments: 19,377thMost Stationary: 22,434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,541stMost Authoritarian: 28,865th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Abu Arabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Abu Arabia's influence in Greater Middle East fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Abu Arabia's influence in Greater Middle East rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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