The Boring Puppet of AbsolutelyNotSulen is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.304 billion AbsolutelyNotSulenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.

The thriving AbsolutelyNotSulenian economy, worth 541 trillion Lacks of creativity a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 65,188 Lacks of creativity, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for AbsolutelyNotSulenian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsolutelyNotSulen's national animal is the At it's finest, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AbsolutelyNotSulen is ranked 38,519^th in the world and 1^st in Aux Valkmul for Most Corrupt Governments, with 56.24 kickbacks per hour.