The Egataristat of Abolished Reality is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Theriya I Siraya with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.785 billion Kazuoxstaters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yahara. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazuoxstater economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,225 Moneik'rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, babies are a small but significant export, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abolished Reality's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

Abolished Reality is ranked 1,387^th in the world and 1^st in Zero for Lowest Crime Rates, with 158.52 law-abiding acts per hour.