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Most Ignorant Citizens: 358thMost Primitive: 426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 660th
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population7.809 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.809 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,528 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Bambi has been banned, and in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 238,505th in the world and 1,296th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 358thMost Primitive: 426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 660thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 810thLargest Gambling Industry: 866thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,005thHighest Crime Rates: 1,124thMost Influential: 1,215thMost Avoided: 1,648thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,778thFattest Citizens: 1,986thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,225thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,153rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,649thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,471stLargest Mining Sector: 5,539thLargest Black Market: 5,640thRudest Citizens: 5,992ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,827thNudest: 7,483rdTop
Most Armed: 12,686thMost Secular: 12,858thMost Efficient Economies: 13,632ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,755thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,414thHighest Economic Output: 17,006thHighest Average Incomes: 17,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,606th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 111th in the region

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