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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,051stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,382nd
The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Everything has its price...
Mr Happy
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Political Freedom
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A Goblinoid Merchant

Population10.053 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland
LeaderMr Happy


The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of A Goblinoid Merchant is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Happy with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.053 billion Goblinoid Merchants are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The powerhouse Goblinoid economy, worth 841 trillion GOLDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,742 GOLDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, the Grasshopper stadiums are open 24/7, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Goblinoid Merchant's national animal is the Grasshopper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is CONSUM.

A Goblinoid Merchant is ranked 69,141st in the world and 4th in The Embassy for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 168,050 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,051stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,382ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,333rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,563rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,806thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,148thFattest Citizens: 14,818thLargest Retail Industry: 15,892ndHighest Drug Use: 18,026thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,313thMost Stationary: 20,482ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,622ndHighest Economic Output: 22,314th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau and Lower Slobbovia.

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