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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,909th
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9cala

Population1.546 billion

Currencydollar
Animalpenguin

The Puppet of 9cala is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.546 billion 9calans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The 9calan economy, worth 102 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,237 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9cala's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

9cala is ranked 94,578th in the world and 1st in Scarlett Card Company Inc for Smartest Citizens, with 36.74 quips per hour.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,909th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9cala's influence in Scarlett Card Company Inc rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : 9cala's influence in Scarlett Card Company Inc rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in 9cala, small shoes often wash up on the beach.

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