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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,363rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,793rdMost Armed: 3,847th
The Principality of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
9003
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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90071

Population10.249 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Principality of 90071 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.249 billion 90071ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 90071ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,206 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,259 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in 90071 to be bombproof, if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Leader's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90071's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

90071 is ranked 139,550th in the world and 1st in What on earth is this28 for Most Stationary, with 212.0982323126 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,363rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,793rdMost Armed: 3,847thLargest Black Market: 4,523rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,089thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,846thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,690thMost Devout: 6,906thMost Patriotic: 7,079thHighest Average Incomes: 8,226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,107thHighest Economic Output: 10,831stMost Efficient Economies: 11,784thLowest Crime Rates: 11,792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,891stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,085thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,090thLargest Governments: 14,198thMost Developed: 14,248thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,447thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,612thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,640thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,741stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,349thSmartest Citizens: 22,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,419th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 90071, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Leader's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in 90071 to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of 90071ian Embarrassments.
  • : 90071 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in 90071, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary.

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