by Max Barry

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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132ndMost Avoided: 135th
The Nation formally by the name of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
They're taking the friends to Gold town
The Zombie Goblin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population18.461 billion

LeaderThe Zombie Goblin

Currencygold bar

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.461 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 5,535 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 299,829 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and 9003's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 4,772nd in the world and 160th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 587,081 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132ndMost Avoided: 135thFattest Citizens: 149thLargest Mining Sector: 189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210thMost Corrupt Governments: 239thMost Ignorant Citizens: 299thMost Armed: 319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rdLargest Insurance Industry: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 561stHighest Disposable Incomes: 667thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 692ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 765thHighest Crime Rates: 854thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 856thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,320thMost Primitive: 1,550thHighest Economic Output: 1,736thLargest Retail Industry: 1,947thHighest Average Incomes: 2,086thTop
Most Devout: 2,519thLargest Black Market: 2,646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,410thRudest Citizens: 4,566thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,288thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,478thMost Efficient Economies: 7,585thNudest: 7,925thLargest Populations: 9,359thMost Influential: 9,538thTop
Largest Governments: 14,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,563rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionMost Primitive: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104th in the regionLargest Black Market: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 144th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 160th in the regionRudest Citizens: 254th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 284th in the regionNudest: 302nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 427th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 733rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 922nd in the region

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