by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st
The Nation formally by the name of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
They're taking the friends to Gold town
The Great Goblin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.281 billion

LeaderThe Great Goblin

Currencygold bar

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Goblin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.281 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 4,695 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 288,380 gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,887,734 per year while the poor average 17,312, a ratio of 109 to 1.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, many are questioning The Great Goblin wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Slave to the man military, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 114,182nd in the world and 4,043rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 37.76321888708 Days.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181stMost Corrupt Governments: 226thLargest Mining Sector: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257thFattest Citizens: 274thMost Ignorant Citizens: 385thLargest Insurance Industry: 496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 499thMost Armed: 650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 652ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 678thHighest Disposable Incomes: 776thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 799thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,448thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,469thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,891stMost Devout: 1,974thHighest Average Incomes: 2,176thLargest Retail Industry: 2,310thRudest Citizens: 2,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,993rdLargest Black Market: 3,277thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,551stMost Influential: 4,601stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,175thNudest: 5,306thMost Efficient Economies: 5,960thTop
Largest Populations: 9,316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,007thLargest Governments: 12,610thMost Primitive: 13,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,183rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionRudest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 329th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 539th in the regionLargest Governments: 595th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 707th in the regionMost Primitive: 786th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 395 » Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Orado, Ethnon, Some Random TNP Nation, Territorio di Nessuno, Porlock, Shibutani, Corfad, Guer Aike, Empy, Siwale, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Dar es Saalam, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Volstokn, Hamerica, Prydania, Umuyyad, Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory, Minuda, Valentine Z, Holy Oranz, Melkmeid, Seenvorland, Ihese, Dicko, Eraver, Castle Federation, Newpromisedland, The Sinclarian Provinces, Verderiesdre, Marrinia, South Almyra, DonaldJTrump2020, Destructive Government Endorsing System, United Federation of Technocrats, Zenaguria, Eywaan, Sunaiya, Dakota Territories, The Austro Germanic Union, Greifenburg, Xatin, Trance Empire, New Bremerton, Asgardira, and 345 others.Warsaw-Halicz, Miamington, Children of the Anarch, Korovan Isles, Clan Spaniel, Tunofferia, Omnistria, Aque Weandy, Manticore utopia, A Ordem do Caos, Zecit, The Most Freedom Ever, Lyethlenora, Palmasas, Arvedia, The 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