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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 308thMost Influential: 516thRudest Citizens: 679th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Edward VII
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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5 kingdoms of Britannia

Population2.624 billion

CapitalLondon Proper
LeaderEdward VII


The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.624 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 10.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 571 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 217,625 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 202,616th in the world and 8,843rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -508.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 308thMost Influential: 516thRudest Citizens: 679thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,772ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,279thLargest Retail Industry: 2,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,432ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,570thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,160thMost Armed: 7,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,656thSmartest Citizens: 7,789thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,030thHealthiest Citizens: 8,167thMost Developed: 8,395thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,627thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,566thTop
Most Secular: 10,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,811thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,184thMost Cultured: 16,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,534thLargest Governments: 17,544thLargest Black Market: 18,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,503rd
Rudest Citizens: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 119th in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 244th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionMost Armed: 278th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 284th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 341st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 383rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 446th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 455th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 507th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 556th in the regionMost Secular: 591st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 598th in the regionLargest Black Market: 601st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 618th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 672nd in the regionMost Cultured: 812th in the regionLargest Governments: 858th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 5 kingdoms of Britannia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in 5 kingdoms of Britannia, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 341 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Dreadton, Sunto, Sundred, Kwaj, Omnistria, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Guer Aike, Acrabinnia, PlanetPunk, Former English Colony, Abject Ludicrosity, Maott, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, El Fiji Grande, Kasazzastan, Haor Chall, Wilkshire, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Pasargad, Sil Dorsett, Astrind, British Pacific Islands, Zokk, Solidair, Glurponia, Goyanes, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Zumlandia, Joodey, and 291 others.Reformed Cheriouff Synapogre, Newam, Kobagia, Ethnon, New Trisone, Orado, Partax, SORT, Egalico, Wisconsota, Seenvorland, Bearical, Soviet Terran, Runeda, Pallaith, Avemterra, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, Daiz, Zeternia, Valhalla123, New Octicarg, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ever dark, New Lakemba, PotatoFarmers, Sunaiya, Newpromisedland, Fizban, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Panama Coalition, The Stratosphere Islands, The O C, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, Nordic-British Union, Solskjar, Miamington, VietAnhland, The Austro Germanic Union, Minuda, Tellavinna, Serendipita Martia, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Kingdom Of Manaf, Universal State Formula, Ereena, Clan Spaniel, Pleroma Sans Romans, Xagill, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Zecit, Yukti, Empy, Pazair, Unimaginable Doom, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Gurou, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Amestris-Britannia, Fraguale Cothe, Astronomical, The Teddy, Ravendi, Terban Kedah, Olofin, Vernest Quill, Interdimensional Zone, Ateala, Anungu, The AP Republic, Diodone, Aetulia, MiaryBhalzhack, Preble, San Intern, Cape Flower, The Navy Blue, Antiyard, Fendlium, Merconitonitopia, Misthas, Yemet, Keventle, Sea Ghost, Gilakistan, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Nationeer, Loli County, Texas States, Hamerica, Walter Jackson, Fayyayid, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, New Chilokver, Woodsend, Hyphen, The New Communist Republic Of States, East Supple Lund, Wit Noreis, Xyrron, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Lucedeia, Herzliyya, Eschatosia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, KhalChicken, West Hamburg, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, The Windmilluminati, Prevaland, Godwanna, Crader, Noesantara, Plangainer, Savaska, Nisastria, Abonland, Avastate, Nistriabar, Varola, Varisland, Tunofferia, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Irishvan, Wurplestan, The Empire of the Federation, Greater New America, Schnuftelland, Kenefche, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, The Most Freedom Ever, Solimun, Arlens Apartment, Zemnaya Svoboda, Beasluxia, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, FROST33, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Dopeland420, Sikol, Eurasian Foederatio, Planes, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Aoncarpa, Hopsin, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Ver Testua, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Termathe, Reission, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Bengal Empir, Artemis Selene, Brucklania, Aeolist, Simone Republic, Sevinland, The Calabash Protectorate, Gautania, Solmetria, Kocherian, TyGerria, Asoc lon, Daulatpur, Libertania Democratica, Palisede, The Free States of Avalon, Yalkan, Maynilan, Mystiquelle, Toygu Land, Cowbridge, Cindaking, Innocentic, Tottenian-Arsenia, Seanat, Pizza Squared, U S Eh, Kahlo, Arichia, Yellops, The Turkish workers of Europe, East Akra, Eywaan, Ihsan, Polihy, Maclare, The True Frog, Caselpania, Lux Conos, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Damsmel, Fracie, Yalgora, Animu Place, Madjack, Wolvenland, Eastern Cous Empria, Labora, Eara Forp, Principia Mathematica, Nolan Burg, Kragsgale, Marinxa, Xipher, Mardessa, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Sarekono, Pokemanland, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Erubetia, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Ultra777, Andexia, Frahnkzaden, Karakalpak Republic, Irunjarai, Heilhum Imperius, Disunited Earth, Notun Ahom, New Tronia, R libanon, Easternryke, Nobec, Neu-Galicia, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Sisang, New Spina Nitedold, Hardscrabble, Therizia, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, TLTland, Healiopolis, Lulubellia, Warancia, Unsophisticate, Outer Shenendoah, Armandlandia, Triado, Amprak, Glanst, Elvoreto, Comfed, The Royal States of Canada, Feelonia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Sardona, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Ozstan, Ofira, and Republica Guilleana.

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