Population | 3.31 billion |
Leader | Michigan ''Rin'' Remembrance |
Currency | Mutual-Social Aid Credit |
Animal | Kimolos Donkey |
The Artistic 4-Dimensional Space of 4D Donkeys is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michigan ''Rin'' Remembrance with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.31 billion Donkeyslanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient 4D Donkeysian economy, worth 148 trillion Mutual-Social Aid Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,850 Mutual-Social Aid Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and on-duty Air 4D Donkeys flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4D Donkeys's national animal is the Kimolos Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
4D Donkeys is ranked 48,394th in the world and 3,027th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,472.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 4D Donkeys's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : 4D Donkeys's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : 4D Donkeys was refounded in Balder.
- : 4D Donkeys ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : 4D Donkeys's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : 4D Donkeys's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : 4D Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : 4D Donkeys's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : 4D Donkeys was refounded in Osiris.
- : 4D Donkeys ceased to exist in The Communist Bloc.