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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,848thMost Income Equality: 9,394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,624th
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4D Donkeys

Population3.31 billion

LeaderMichigan ''Rin'' Remembrance

CurrencyMutual-Social Aid Credit
AnimalKimolos Donkey

The Artistic 4-Dimensional Space of 4D Donkeys is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michigan ''Rin'' Remembrance with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.31 billion Donkeyslanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 4D Donkeysian economy, worth 148 trillion Mutual-Social Aid Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,850 Mutual-Social Aid Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and on-duty Air 4D Donkeys flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4D Donkeys's national animal is the Kimolos Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

4D Donkeys is ranked 48,394th in the world and 3,027th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,472.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,848thMost Income Equality: 9,394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,097thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 15,384thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,463rdMost Armed: 16,957thNicest Citizens: 17,062ndMost Secular: 21,906thMost Politically Free: 23,593rdMost Inclusive: 23,602ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,623rdMost Extreme: 28,715th
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Most Politically Free: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 243rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 249th in the regionMost Extreme: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 317th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 616th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 628th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 707th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 844th in the regionMost Armed: 902nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,016th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,020th in the region

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