The United Kingdom of 11 Templar Knights is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.334 billion 11 Templar Knightsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The thriving 11 Templar Knightsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,459 trillion bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 101,072 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown. 11 Templar Knights's national animal is the bunny rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

11 Templar Knights is ranked 228,965^th in the world and 12^th in Free States of Gaia for Most Primitive, scoring -274.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.