The Official Account of 10KI WA Secretariat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by WA Secretary with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.304 billion 10KI WA Secretariatians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Secretary City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The large but inefficient 10KI WA Secretariatian economy, worth 180 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,631 lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 10KI WA Secretariat's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secretarianism.

10KI WA Secretariat is ranked 94,524^th in the world and 459^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,270.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.