The Official Account of 10KI WA Secretariat is a massive, genial nation, ruled by WA Secretary with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.84 billion 10KI WA Secretariatians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Secretary City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The large but inefficient 10KI WA Secretariatian economy, worth 141 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,669 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 10KI WA Secretariat's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secretarianism.

10KI WA Secretariat is ranked 142,751^st in the world and 532^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Black Market, with 165 billion Standard Monetary Units.