The Federation of 1-1 087 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.929 billion 1-1 087s have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.
The powerhouse 1-1 087ian economy, worth 178 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,466 banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,301 per year while the poor average 18,861, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1-1 087's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
1-1 087 is ranked 292,073rd in the world and 14,026th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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1-1 087, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
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1-1 087 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
1-1 087, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.