The Zombie Red Unicorn Republic of -Echolilia- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.52 billion Echolilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Echolilia City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The powerhouse -Echolilia-ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,533 tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned tacoball fields, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Echolilia-'s national animal is the taco, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

-Echolilia- is ranked 222,525^th in the world and 142^nd in Philippines for Most Primitive, scoring -207.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.