<WORLD>
<HAPPENINGS><EVENT id="346340480">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267110</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_322@@, the dartboard at the Ulm 322ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340479">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267110</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@i_am_your_god@@, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340478">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267109</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_322@@, pop sensation &quot;Jack and the Holograms&quot; is storming the charts.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340477">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267108</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@nesslandia@@, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340476">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267108</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@guate_ningelvonz@@, genetic researchers have been expelled.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340475">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267108</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_322@@, no one born in Ulm 322 can fix a leaky faucet.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340474">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267108</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_72@@, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340473">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267107</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@west_pacifidia@@, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340472">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267107</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_322@@, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340471">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267107</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1163@@, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340470">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267106</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@elariah@@, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340469">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267106</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@hurricane_mxxv@@, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340468">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267106</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_322@@, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340467">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267106</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@lichtuil@@, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340466">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267105</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tea_jol@@, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340465">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267105</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@the_french_resistance@@ endorsed @@new_moosonia@@.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340464">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267105</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_72@@, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340463">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267104</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_321@@, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340462">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267103</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_321@@, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340461">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267103</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@guate_ningelvonz@@, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340460">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267102</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_321@@, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340459">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267101</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@kaybal@@, Kaybalian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340458">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267101</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@vanesia@@, students do more community service than homework.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340457">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267101</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_72@@, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340456">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267100</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_321@@, golden statues of Bears line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340455">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267099</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_321@@, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340454">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267099</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@svodarska@@, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340453">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267099</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@united_state_of_port@@, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340452">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267099</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_72@@, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340451">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267098</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@sludgelandia@@, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340450">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267098</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@guate_ningelvonz@@, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340449">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267098</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_320@@, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340448">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267097</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_71@@, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340447">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267097</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_320@@, the leaders of Ulm 320 are given the nod by their predecessors.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340446">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267096</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_71@@, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340445">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267096</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_320@@, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340444">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267095</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_320@@, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340443">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267094</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_71@@, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340442">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267094</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@guate_ningelvonz@@ was founded in %%the_pacific%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340441">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267094</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_320@@, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340440">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267093</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@grande_guanabara@@ voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal &quot;The Right to a Lawful Divorce&quot;".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340439">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267092</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_319@@, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340438">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267091</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@lulll@@ was founded in %%the_north_pacific%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340437">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267091</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_319@@, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340436">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267090</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_319@@, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340435">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267089</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@perdura@@, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340434">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267089</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_319@@, Ulm 319ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340433">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267087</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_319@@, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340432">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267087</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@sesakvo@@, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340431">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267086</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@piratinym@@, foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340430">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267086</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_71@@, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340429">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267086</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_318@@, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340428">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267086</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@land_of_the_laconic_shrimp@@, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340427">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267085</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_71@@, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340426">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267085</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_318@@, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340425">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267084</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_318@@, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340424">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267083</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_318@@, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340423">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267082</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@the_french_resistance@@ endorsed @@paleocacher@@.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340422">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267082</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@kaszk@@ was founded in %%the_south_pacific%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340421">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267082</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_70@@, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340420">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267082</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_318@@, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340419">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267081</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@hurricane_mxiii@@, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340418">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267080</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_317@@, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340417">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267080</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_70@@, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340416">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267079</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@vobron@@, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340415">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267079</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_317@@, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340414">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267078</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_70@@, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340413">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267078</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_317@@, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340412">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267077</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@west_pacifidia@@, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340411">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267077</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_317@@, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ulm 317ian Embarrassments.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340410">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267076</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@lichtuil@@, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340409">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267076</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_317@@, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340408">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267075</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@san_magnolia@@, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340407">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267074</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_316@@, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340406">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267074</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@thunderpuppetempires1163@@, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340405">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267073</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_316@@, Leader is worshipped as a god.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340404">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267072</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@the_gothic_sisters_of_mercy@@, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340403">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267072</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_316@@, misbehaving Bears deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340402">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267071</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@wishper@@, the government dismisses unpopular legislation as a &quot;misclick&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340401">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267071</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@wishper@@ was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340400">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267071</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_316@@, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340399">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267070</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_316@@, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340398">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267069</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@cola_peninsula@@ lodged <a href="/region=the_global_elite/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62199112#p62199112">a message</a> on the %%the_global_elite%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340397">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267069</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_70@@, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340396">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267068</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_315@@, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340395">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267068</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@random_antiderivative_70@@, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340394">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267067</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_315@@, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340393">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267067</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@weebyland@@, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340392">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267067</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@outer_hog_garthaiderove@@, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340391">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267066</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@the_gothic_sisters_of_mercy@@, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340390">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267066</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_315@@, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340389">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267065</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_315@@, the Ulm 315ian government is the world's largest NGO.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340388">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267064</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@kevorea@@, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340387">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267064</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@kevorea@@ was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340386">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267064</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_315@@, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340385">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267062</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_314@@, devotion to God is only skin-deep.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340384">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267061</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@land_without_shrimp@@ endorsed @@carlia_and_imaginaria@@.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340383">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267061</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_314@@, internet ads promising &quot;hot singles in your area&quot; are even less accurate than they used to be.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340382">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267060</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@outer_hog_garthaiderove@@, genetic researchers have been expelled.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="346340381">
<TIMESTAMP>1781267060</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ulm_314@@, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>
</HAPPENINGS>
</WORLD>
