The Safest in Zhaucauozian Friendship
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Zhaucauozian Friendship is ranked 8,609th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Do the opposite” | |
| 2. |  The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “𒀭Non Calor Sed Umor. Atque Panes Panisci.” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of New Leicestershire | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Libertas Inaestimabilis Res Est” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We believe everyone has the right to a well built gun” |
