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Renea wrote:

It's predetermined, yes, but it's just chance which universe you get. But you can't just wait around and do nothing; if you don't do anything, you're guaranteed to get a universe where your desired outcome won't come true. All you can dop, thus, is to try to exert some influence into what happens; because the alternative is to have just about no chance at the desired outcome coming to fruition. As long as you try, there is a decent chance.

Ok then.

This Week’s Advice From Orcuo:

Ever find yourself behind on the output of goods? Need some way to increase worker productivity while still getting past those pesky international human rights treaties? Well now there is a solution! A simple technique called the “Labor Division Rivalry System” allows for just that! All you have to do is the following: split the given workforce into multiple teams; have these teams compete against each other; the team that produces the most goods gets rewarded (food, extra break time, etc) while the other losing teams gets punished (extra work, decrease of break time, etc). This will push your employees to work harder than ever! Ensuring you are getting the most out of your workforce! Now some people in your workforce may not like this new policy, and may try to rebel, slack off, or unionize. But don’t worry! We’ve already thought of a solution for this hypothetical dilemma. If one or more employees try to fight back, punish their entire team. As the old saying goes, “one bad apple spoils the rest”; in our case, one unionized employee gets the rest fired. Using this strategy will quickly convince any traitors to reconsider betraying your work enterprise. “But wait!”, you might say. “What if an entire team rebels?”. Well in that case, it might be time to ‘terminate’ their work contract. Our top researchers recommend flamethrowers to ‘burn the contract’. Quick and effective! This has been Orcuo with this week’s helpful advice!

This Week’s Profound Quote:

“Joy is so much more joyful when it comes from the misery of others.”
_{~ Orcuo}

Forum Thread of the Week:

[ISSUE DRAFT] Infant Influence

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Good night

Aligned City-States of South America wrote:

Tonight’s song, I don’t want to set the world on fire:

lyrics

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart
In my heart, I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do
I've lost all ambition
For worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission
That you feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of
Believe me
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart
I don't want to set the world on fire, honey
I love you too much
I just want to start
A great big flame
Down in your heart
You see
Way down inside of me
Darlin', I have only one desire
And that one desire is you
And I know
Nobody else ain't gonna do
I've lost all ambition
For worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission
That you feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of
Believe me
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart

Fallout vibes for real.

Aligned City-States of South America wrote:

Tonight’s song, I don’t want to set the world on fire:

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart
In my heart, I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do
I've lost all ambition
For worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission
That you feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of
Believe me
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart
I don't want to set the world on fire, honey
I love you too much
I just want to start
A great big flame
Down in your heart
You see
Way down inside of me
Darlin', I have only one desire
And that one desire is you
And I know
Nobody else ain't gonna do
I've lost all ambition
For worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission
That you feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of
Believe me
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart

Ink spots was one in a billion

Olympys empire wrote:

Ink spots was one in a billion

big botha ink ? gorego orwell

Good night

Is it just me or the trend is broken?

Navarla wrote:

If we tried to implement anything even remotely similar to that, there would be widespread protests and the government would likely be destroyed in a mass civil and militant uprising

Sounds like a job for the military.

Evillboy wrote:

Long live Kim Jong un

no i’m better dingus…

Evillboy wrote:

do not regret your sins, commit sins and serve and kneel to kim jong un the only savior

I mean he is so fat what is he gonna do ? eat me ?

(gets nuked 0.02 second's later)

Hi