The Safest in OrangeJuice
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, OrangeJuice is ranked 11,204th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sushi Republic of Southeast Aarde | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Give me liberty or give me a sandwich!” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Moniumland | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Do What You're Told” | |
| 3. |  The Moon landing was faked of Moonlize | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “What am I supposed to write here?” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of The Creature | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Nachos slap at 2 am” | |
| 5. |  The Funnymaster of Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z | Democratic Socialists Hell | “server didn't go boom.” | |
| 6. |  The Old Guardian of Wintermoot III | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “A fantastic floating paradise” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Potato Nation of Republic of Potato | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Dude! That dude just, like, duded our dudeboards!” | |
| 8. |  The Disappointing Republic of Aleysir | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “So versatile that I can disappoint you in every area.” | |
| 9. |  The Scientific Utopia of Sche Pytoporoping | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For freedom or for nothing!” | |
| 10. |  The United People of Eastdum | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Unity Equals Power” |
