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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.417 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Citizens must pay to enjoy The knight who says NI's pristine beaches, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 3rd in the Pacific and 208th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 318 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Easter Egg #1 in the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector #1 in the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Armed Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector #1 in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Extreme #1 in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens #1 in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates #1 in the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market #1 in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides #1 in the Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the Pacific for Safest Top 10% of the world for Safest Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the Pacific for Smartest Citizens #1 in the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens must pay to enjoy The knight who says NI's pristine beaches.
1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.