| Category: Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Wysteria
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Warleader Yarooo with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.466 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackleburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
The Dire Bear is one of the most popular forenames in The Grendels, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. The Grendels's national animal is the the Dire Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Golden Bond.
The Grendels is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 1st in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,028 on the Gilded Widget Scale.








































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. - 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. - 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios. - 16 hours ago:
The Grendels lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board. - 16 hours ago:
The Grendels lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board. - 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, The Dire Bear is one of the most popular forenames in The Grendels. - 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks. - 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. - 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region. - 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Grendels, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.







