The Yiyakyozuzati Soupy Colony of Zuzek is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Xiwkulek of Ixakanukanuaw with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.642 billion Yiyakyozuzati are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ixakanukanuaw. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yiyakyozuzati economy, worth 736 trillion Tzetes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,873 Tzetes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuzek's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hwakyuwan.

Zuzek is ranked 271,875^th in the world and 87^th in Thegye for Most Patriotic, with 0.71 flags saluted per person per day.