Population | 3.708 billion |
Capital | Kuyburgh |
Leader | Peter Zeswela |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Zeswela Dollar |
Animal | Pigeon |
The Eight Provinces of Zeswela is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peter Zeswela with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.708 billion Zeswelans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuyburgh. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zeswelan economy, worth 434 trillion Zeswela Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,244 Zeswela Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and Peter Zeswela reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeswela's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Zeswela is ranked 257,780th in the world and 3,203rd in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.39 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, Peter Zeswela reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Zeswela was endorsed by The Next TWP Delegate of Fujai.
- : Zeswela was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Zeswela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 20 » Overthinkers, Bhang Bhang Duc, Corbeil, Hamburg Neo, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Occidius, Orcatortugs, Apexiala, Hyperion Towers, Isachile Tum, Varanius, Podium, Willow Gate, Rengum in Lingo, Nas Crustium, Wickedly evil people, Dilber, Tsangenya, Pushistia, and Fujai.