The Omega Supreme Chancellorship of Zaznia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by AceLord Chancellor Sæbjörn Zaznileøs XVI with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.184 billion Zaznians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palpatinople. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zaznian economy, worth 508 trillion Zaznian Uxie Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,618 Zaznian Uxie Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zaznia's national animal is the Zaznian Great Goliath Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Ways of The Force.

Zaznia is ranked 54,263^rd in the world and 349^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 25.69 flags saluted per person per day.