The Holy Empire of Zapadoslavica is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 384 million Zapadoslavicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zapadoslavican economy, worth 30.2 trillion V-Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,645 V-Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zapadoslavica's national animal is the HK416A5, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zapadoslavica is ranked 61,906^th in the world and 255^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 22.75 flags saluted per person per day.