The Socialist Demarchy of Zagruelos is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Tobias with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.104 billion Zagruelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byrpel. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Zagruelosian economy, worth 619 trillion Zagruelian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 121,348 Zagruelian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Tobias reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zagruelos's national animal is the Saiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zagruelos is ranked 277,700^th in the world and 1,195^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.