The Federal Republic of Yugobadia is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 122 million Yugobads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Yugobadian economy, worth 6.30 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,637 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, Yugobads are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugobadia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yugobadia is ranked 80,043^rd in the world and 747^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 17.63 flags saluted per person per day.