The Community of Yogimatopia is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6 million Yo-yos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Yogimatopian economy, worth 75.1 billion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 12,516 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yogimatopia's national animal is the Orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yogimatopia is ranked 204,398^th in the world and 119^th in Karma for Fattest Citizens, with 9.25 Obesity Rate.