The Eternal Empire of Yetaltiania-Jenabran is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yargo Yetal with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.724 billion Yetaltiania-Jenabranians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arasheynia. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yetaltiania-Jenabranian economy, worth 473 trillion Dramns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,193 Dramns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, it's never "just a game" with Yetaltiania-Jenabranian sports fans, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yetaltiania-Jenabran's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Imperial Acolytes.

Yetaltiania-Jenabran is ranked 214,518^th in the world and 710^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 30 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.