The United Socialist States of Yenjurgia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Klaus Luo with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.691 billion Yenjurgi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yenjurgistad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yenjurgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion yenjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,799 yenjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yenjurgia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yenjurgia is ranked 285,073^rd in the world and 6,898^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.35 flags saluted per person per day.